MeGa-wise... Are you Lukan, the Witless Wonder of Bridge Trolls Anonymous? Do you long for the high life of a Tarant Footpad? Do you linger on the streets of random towns, hoping that you and your ignominious half-ogre friends might be inducted via word of mouth into the Thieves' Hall of Shame and importune? Well look no further than the BRAIN BUILDER! Just mix Pete's Carbolic Acid and a Mind Marvel and there you have it! Pans at a Premium! WONDERFUL!