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[EVolution-abduction ep1]

ahhh.. this is lovely. and I see there is more.

ha. I had a weird shit encounter once, in my bedroom. This shadow shit with red eyes came up to me at night when I was in bed, and I was like, oh fuck no. if you can't be nice FUCK OFF. and holy shit it did. I dunno wtf that thing was (mothman??? bad food? hallucinations?) but it was like, f no I'ma gtfo. Great night. I was half-asleep, but I was also half-awake. GOD I'd like to know waht the fuck that was. Like, LULZ, right? yeesh. Creatards... god yes. Ancient Alien Theory ftw. Hypothetically, of course. I just wish we knew whatever IT was, so we could stop debating and wondering, you know? thousands of years of wondering is long enough.

[Freeman's Mind Animated: Modern Major General [SFM]]

OHgod. You know, I never had the opportunity to play Half-Life... but I get it. This is hilarious.
This version of Freeman would drive GlaDOS to play accordion. Love it. You make my heart weep with joy good sir. GOD I wish I'd had more of an opportunity to play shooters I enjoyed as a kid, when my buddies were still around the neighborhood. Sadly, those times were very rare, (Read: mostly Area 51 at the arcade rare WOOHOOO) and I was unable to stop myself from ganking everyone around in the first version of Smash Brothers, so my friends (who weren't really my friends, apparently) stopped coming over. AGAHAHAHAH. They always got pissed when I won. My mom told me to let them win once in a while, but that wouldn't have been fair to em, and I don't think they would have enjoyed it. Sigh. I tried not to win, I did, but I'd never won at anything before, and they just... rarely won against me. It was a small moment of happiness, you know? So thanks man. This made my night. I was a little depressed suddenly, adn you really... you helped man. Thank you.

[The Potato Fudger]

would be funnier if it didn't loop. ;) FUDGE DEM TATERS.

[Smash Bros Collab]

really? I can't play it. The hand just trails all over the unfunctional start screen like a bad Windows day.

Coolprinter responds:

Video version: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/723282/format/video

[Crazy Customers]

HAha, lol. I voted for the president. No regrets. HOWEVER- I am pro-equality for everyone, pro-abortion rights (how are they gonna advance the science to a more humane form if they are never allowed to use it by the ultra-conservatives?), pro LGBTQA (I'm the A) pro humane border wall discussion and solutions, and frankly... I thought this was hilarious. Good job man. You always crack me up! ;) And yes, car dealerships kind of... make you want to die. Repeatedly. I always shivered when I thought of working in one. Of course, that was before I discovered that I couldn't work... sigh. Not being able to work sucks more than that one time I actually had a job... as I've mentioned before, it was at Dillard's... the mouth of hell... ;)

[Seen Endgame yet?]

So much yes. Can't wait to see it.

Spoilerphites need to GET OFF THE PLANET AND FUCKING DIE IN THE COLD UNFORGIVING VACUUM OF SPAAAAAAACE.

[Diacrisis Trailer]

OHHH It's like butter now! So proud of the trailer rework! SO PROUD. It flows so well and it's AWESOME! ;)))) All the elements work so well together and there's no choppiness. Mmmm.

You'll get better responses now, definitely. Excellent work! I am blown away by how cool it is. Makes me wanna play it so bad now. I wanted to before, but now I NEED to. And THAT is what you want to go for with a trailer like this. The flow is what makes it, no question. So so good. Glad my minor editorial contribution helped out. That it turned out this well? Makes my day, man. Makes my day. Love this.

One minor note on the Author Comments:
WHOSE should be who've or who have. ;) gotta try to catch that type of case/usage/whatever error especially, no matter if it's in the actual game, the trailer or the Author Comments. It's even more imperative to have no errors in the Author Comments, as that is the main block of text people see right off the bat. ;) It's your face, so to speak. ;)

Anyway, have I said great job? ;) GREAT JOB.

Alucard responds:

Thanks, I need to fix that grammar in all sites now xDDD
You will be receiving the sequel pre-script when/if I make it, so you can add more things and help with the grammar!
I won't forget what you did, thank you so much for the help!
I'll keep in touch ;)

[The Worm Odyssey]

Ah, body horror. Why can't I reconcile the part of myself that watches this stuff with the rest of me? I must still be weak.

Nasty. But, very good composition. And, you say... hair gel? nice.

[FLESH WORMS]

I prefer shows where good wins, but hey. I still watched Lair of the White Worm (yes) and Night of the Creeps. Also The Falling/Alien Predator (1987).

jellyeyes responds:

I loved Lair of the White Worm , I just checked out the trailers for the other two and I think they are right up my alley.

[Scottish Pokememes animated]

haha. what is it with weird chicks and Warner Brothers-style creepy music? (Skitzo the Comik Bear)

niceeee.

I am a weird chick too, apparently...