Vagenturecbos's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DEADPOOL ANIMATION!]

heheheh. The Red Snide.

[BLACKOUT CARTOON - FIRST GAME]

I actually, for once, didn't carry about the ad because it was presented so well. Good job, because I am a DEdiCaTeD ADVertiSEmenT HaTer.

nice and funny, breh. I don't play this game, but you're funny.

BobertoBoo responds:

Thank you!

[No Internet Nightmare]

... may I just say, I have one of those buttons for the exact opposite reason and they DO NOT WORK. ACME LIES!!! Do... do you work for Acme? You don't work for Acme do you? dO YoU?

DO YOUUU?

[Clucky's Birthday Surprise]

This is what my life feels like in the winter. GREAT JOB!

[Door to Door]

Awww, my screen scrolled up so I never saw the author's note till I just moved it down after watching! So I thought they were like, 7th Day Adventists or Jehovah's Witnesses or something. ;) GOD YES THIS DESERVES SERIES-DOM.

[The Gold Men]

This is like the kinder, gentler, happy clouds version of Noiserover's stuff. like.

Brewster responds:

that guy does some cool stuff

[Proelium (stop motion animation)]

Ah, I have a weakness for good stuff like this. Also, this is totally my family. I have to live at home with my elderly parents as an autistic adult, with no way to escape or work, and no financial means, and it has yet to stop. (SSI is a sick damn joke) Although my dad did finally get his hearing checked after 20 years of us running screaming and crying from the room because he wouldn't stop yelling for hours, begging him to get his hearing checked and to stop terrifying us with his powerful lungs and voice.

The metal golem-man/father figure was my favorite, he was the prettiest! I am partial to that color. But the cream landscape was BEAUTIFUL. And the poor kiddly! ;O I think though, that the end was not what I expected. I expected the child to intervene, or maybe the parents to stop and finally pay attention to what they were doing to the child. but, they never really do, do they, no matter how loud you scream. Beautiful little story. I like Silents, and have a long-established weakness for good Stop-Motion.

[Dragon sculpt turntable]

Nice! Damn this just makes me think of Legends of Aranna for some reason, and I get all misty when I remember my loyal stash-bearing steeds, Donkey1, Donkey2, Donkey3 and Gojira, all carrying my loot to the end while I kept whacking and racking like a MOFO. Fuck the party members. I laughed when they died. Mostly. I MISS THAT GAME BRING IT BACK..... WAAAH. GOD DAMN I miss that game. I really loved it hard.

RoseredTiger responds:

Thanks =), .... Uhmm I'm happy my art has brought up fond memories

[Assassin's Creed Odd is He]

... sigh. more banal penis humor. Although it was done well. Very Spartan. Very Feta'd.
I tried playing Assassin's Creed Black Flag once... never even saw the damn prompt in the first damn 10 minutes of the game, so Iost out on making Assassin Burgers on that lovely green ridge and borked the game right out the god damn gate. It was like Low Rent Uncharted. Epic Phail.
AHAHAHA fuck WindWaker. Fuck it Good. that ship bit was excellent. Too bad there wasn't a very necessary Magnum P.I. reference. (the real one, not the remake with Jay Hernandez.)
HEY, GOD DAMN IF IT ISN'T GOAT SIMULATOR. I LOVE GOAT SIMULATOR.

[Game Grumps Animated - Peach Gone Wild]

minus 1 1/2 stars for infantile poop humor. Just my personal squick. But, the rest? Yeah, totally spiffing, tongue swirling, eye-spinning batshit fun.
EY? EYYYY? EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyy?