Vagenturecbos's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[How to upgrade armor in Breath of the Wild]

Yeah... it was really disgusting. The fairies themselves were BEAUTIFUL... but the pond looks like a giant swollen vagina, the fairies were obnoxious rapists with a proclivity for extortion, and Link is obviously not into the whole torture scene. What is wrong with these people? they fucking need to stop objectifying... everyone with a brain. Not even the kids are safe. I thought maybe they'd grown up with this new installment, but NOOOO. They. Got. WORSE???? Fuuuu. plus the collectable fairies are way underpowered. and way too smart.

NickConter responds:

Chill out, its just a game.

[Legend without Zelda BOD2]

lol the bow is backwards.

[The Wizard of Uganda (Knuckles sing somewhere over the rainbow)]

That was a golden apple of the Hesperides, my friend. macabre situational comedy gold.

[Samus Aran's Motherly Troubles]

the characters are lopsided, but you're probably a little new at this. I like! good concept. and funny. voice acting was a bit flat though.

[Metroid Suicide]

lol. could have had quality voice acting... and better editing. but still, a worthy attempt at cheap humor. last part was best.

[DRAIN THE MAIN VEIN]

I'm with the salesman.

[The Tweet Before Christmas]

well that was fucking beautiful. ;)

[Skitzo-Wooly Woods]

lol. I do feel sorry for Skitzo though. It's not his fault he's possessed by Azazel.

Comick responds:

I bet Azazel makes some killer goat bbq mmmmm

[Blade Runner 2049 in 18 second ANIMATED CARTOON]

this is fucking gorgeous man. i need to see the movie.

[The Goose is Loose!]

... I feel like this when I'm weeding. But unlike Ben Aflac, I usually win.

;)