random Xmas song parody done for fun

Vagenturecbos

One hundred meters? That ought to keep the cows guessing.
-D4S17SHADA

Grumpy TheUnicorn @Vagenturecbos

Age 41, Female

philosopher

Instinct, like the man said.

France, Kasterborous

Joined on 1/24/10

Posted by Vagenturecbos - November 9th, 2018

I want a hysterectomy for Christmas

Yes only a hysterectomy will do

The blackouts are a drag; the pain it likes to lag

I want a hysterectomy like yesterday it’s true

I want a hysterectomy for Christmas

Surely a doctor daren’t say boohoo

No need to be so rough, or give me lots of guff

To properly address the sitch

Just cut or I will sue

(LOL!)

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